Just I time for Gay Days, I thought I'd share some quick survival tips/things to be on the look-out for while out and about during this gay weekend and just everyday husband hunting”¦
“¢If you meet a shaved/hairless guy, you've just encountered a “seal.”
“¢If you meet a man wearing anything with “AE(American Eagle),” Aeropostale or “AF(Abercrombie & Fitch)” printed across their chest, it's a safe assumption they're over the age of 40.
“¢If you see the same man wearing a baseball hat each time you see him, he's probably bald and or has thinning hair.
“¢A boy who is 5'5″ or under, has a 26″ waist and is under the age of 26; you've encountered a “waif.” “¦Or a meth head“¦
“¢Eye contact: One look at someone is just a glance. Two looks at someone shows an interest. Three or more means you're gawking”¦or a stalker.
“¢Apps like Grindr, Scruff, A4A, etc. are meant for hooking up. Don't expect to get a long-term relationship from it”¦unless it involves an insistent rash or a trip to the free clinic.
“¢With that, use protection.
“¢Have fun!
